Phrases Brands Should Avoid on Facebook: My Facebook Sh!t List
:: By Angela Yang, Word of Mouth Marketing Strategist
Brands say the darndest things! When brands get social and transition from a singular, anonymous voice to a living breathing person you can find on Google, it can be a tough transition. Here are a few of my favorite examples…with a little jazz-hand translation added by yours truly.“We’re sorry for the inconvenience….please contact customer service….”
JAZZ HANDS: “So you can be completely neglected, ignored and forgotten. Facebook was the easier option when we decided to expand our call-center…”
“Buy One Get One Free! Hurry, because….”
JAZZ HANDS: “The direct mailer, newspaper ROP, e-mail newsletter and: 30 second spot didn’t get the point across to you and the rest of the world earlier”
Enjoy your holiday with (insert product)! How are you planning to celebrate ____?
JAZZ HANDS: We’ve taken the liberty of becoming experts in today’s religious, federal or cultural observance in order to plug our product and ask you the same burning question every other Facebook page is dying to know!
What’s your favorite thing about our New Ultra-Fortified Vitamin B Infused Dairy Product with Blueberry Sprinkle FlecksTM ?
JAZZ HANDS: “What’s your favorite thing about the food product that you once thought was delicious before we butchered it by applying every seemingly important trademarked descriptor and nutritional component known to man within this Facebook post?“
“Like this post if you love the color green…”
JAZZ HANDS: “…because we haven’t reached our interaction goals this week and… we’re shameless.”
“Comment on this post and have a chance to win…”
JAZZ HANDS: “Absolutely nothing. We’ve been kicked off of Facebook. Promotional guidelines? What promotional guidelines?
When you use these phrases on Facebook, your customers hear you loud and clear.
Do you have phrases to add to this sh!t list? The more the merrier.



